BEAU'S QUOTES

"Just wash the chicken's asshole and deal with it later."

"A deal is a deal. You used my towel, so hand me your underwear."

"If someone steals my pants, we're both screwed."

"Japanese porn... It's much unlike their autos:  not of the same quality."

"If it doesn't smell like cat afterbirth, I'm buying it."

"You do not attack the cock, spring on it, expecting coverage from the weather."

"I wouldn't exactly call myself a testicle expert."

"You may as well be fucking a quilt"

"Go piss and let's be faggots."